I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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