if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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