my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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