Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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