Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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