bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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