when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
MIDGETS
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I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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