Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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