honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
im drinking this country out of the recession.
accomplished twins. life is a go
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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