I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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