so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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