I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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