that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
