It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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