she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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