I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
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