Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
they need to just BURY HIM!
Farmville is her only friend.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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