You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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