Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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