Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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