if you like me you must not know who I am
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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