can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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