Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Randomize
