Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
another moral hangover. fuck.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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