if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
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