school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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