take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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