oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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