Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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