clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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