Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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