this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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