that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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