The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
How does one acquire holy water?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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