p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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