I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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