I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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