piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Randomize
