You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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