I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I am midnight drunk by noon
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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