I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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