So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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