KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I want to be your penis for a week.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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