Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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