i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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