i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I just gift wrapped bread.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
