Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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