Already got asked if we're dating
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Randomize
