i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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