What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
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