Your tits are I can't wait for
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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