Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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